Certificates of Sanity

Do you want to:

  • Clamp down on random musings
  • Instantly eliminate deep, dark, dangerous thoughts
  • Completely eradicate analytical ponderings
  • Learn to control those embarrassing “accidental” thoughts

Look no more. Your answer is here!  For the cost of a minute of your time, you can get the Mind Safety Institute’s Sanity Spot Check, or, for just two minutes of your time, become certifiable with your very own Certificate of Sanity. Free from the Mind Safety Institute.

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Free!   Sanity Spot Check from the Mind Safety Institute!

Wallet-sized!

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Free!  Certificate of Sanity from the Mind Safety Institute!

Frame-able!

Certificate of Sanity

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ACTUAL TESTIMONIALS:

Dear Mind Safety Institute:

I’ve only recently received my Certificate of Sanity, and already I’m beginning to experience positive changes in my life.  I’m happier, more successful, and I have more confidence in social situations, whether I’m interacting with colleagues and friends, or luring children into my basement.

Thanks, Mind Safety Institute!

Certifiably sane,

Peter E.

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Send YOUR testimonial in, today!!

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Remember, THOUGHTS ARE DANGEROUS.  BUT YOU can STOP THEM.